was at a gift shop.
was attracted to a little 'fortune telling' bottle.
you shake it and it answers your question with 'yes' 'no' 'probably' etc...

I asked a few.
It came back positive.
Although I don't believe such things but I was very encouraged by its positive response.

So, I asked - "Will I have a boyfriend by next year?"

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

I was so amused ... that I was smiling at myself...
I mean, since this bottle has been so fictionally generous on previous attempts, why can't it just BLUFF me one more time?


this year then? hhahahahha