Friendly colleague from a different department (F) came to my table to check something.

Just as she was leaving,

F = So, what do you plan to do for the holidays?

Me = Oh, you know, the usual predictable boring things, sleep, watch tv, shop ...

F = *Nodding/leaving ..* Yeah, you should try getting married...

Me = *Eyes widened in surprise while smiling politely/nodding and waving* Oh...K... Happy Holidays to you too..